Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The funniest joke ever!

HAHA I am still rolling... this joke is so funny I decided to post it on my blog!

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...(If this
Does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.)

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband
that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
Passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded,
I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
And cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
With such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.(Even when totally smashed... Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT". He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that
One! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
Then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,cuckooed
Another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
Coffee table and farted.

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